Just how long has Bono been forcing us to listen to his band’s tepid balladry? That’s the question UnderCurrent asks after seeing this image floating around on social media this week:

As much as UnderCurrent would love for this to be real, the good folks over at urban legends repository Snopes.com have debunked this otherwise brilliant piece of clip art. It’s actually just a classic Argos catalogue from the 1980s (and, boy, does UnderCurrent appreciate some of the styles and technology of those retro players):

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The fun continues, however, with another Twitter wag showcasing Bono’s aboutface on this subject:

 

Meanwhile, Proper Journalist has been pestering UnderCurrent to mention that his Apple Watch-inspired Tweet has experienced some moderate success since its posting last week: